Mom Types by Thoroughly Reviewed.
Helicopter Mom
- Carries A First Aid Kit In Her Purse
- Has The Doctor On Speed Dial
- Sends A Piece Of Rubber Playground Turf In For Bpa Testing
Crunchy Granola Mom
- Runs A “Natural Life” Blog
- Loves Quinoa
- Kid’s First Song Was Whale Calls In The Womb
- Breastfed Kids For More Years Than We Care To Know
- Wears Organic Cotton
- Handmakes Her Own Soaps And Washes Her Hair With Baking Soda And Apple Cider Vinegar
Nonstop Mom
- Always Has Snacks In Her Purse, Even For Your Kid Because “She Remembered And You Didn’t”
- Drives A Minivan With Movie Screens On Every Seat
- Outfits Her Kids With All The Latest School Gear And For Every Holiday
- Complains That She Has To Do Everything With No Help
Hot Mess Mom
- No Make Up
- Always Late
- Threadbare T-Shirt
- Wears Off Brand Uggs From Target Or Her Daughter’s Flip Flops
- Scribbles A Grocery List On The Back Of A Receipt And Forgets To Bring It To The Store
Hip Mom
- Always At Starbucks
- Has Every Popular & Trendy Item
- Loves Wine
- Perfect Manicure
- Decked Out In Heels Or Expensive Wedges
- Has No Idea What In The Hell She’s Doing But Looks Fabulous And Doesn’t Care
Fitness Mom
- Walking Nike And Lululemon Advertisement
- Super Fit
- Tons Of Energy
- Wears Yoga Pants Everywhere
- Instagrams Pictures Of Herself Working Out And Holding Yoga Poses
High And Mighty Mom
- Always Thinks The Opposite Of Other Moms
- Loves Telling People How Everything Should Be Done
- Turns Every Situation Into A Learning Experience For Her Kids
Sports Mom
- Always On The Go
- Has All The Gear
- Loudest Screams From The Bleachers
- Her Kid Is The Best On The Team
Pinterest Mom
- Handmakes All Teacher Gifts
- Attends All Pta Meetings
- Has Every School Paper For The Year Filed Alphabetically And Color Coded
- Makes Reindeer Shaped Cookies For The Christmas Party Using Her Great-Grandmother’s Recipe
- Volunteers On Every Committee And For Every School Party
Tiger Mom
- World’s Strictest Mom
- Kid’s Always Learning 24/7
- Cannot Get Less Than “A”S In Every Class
- Her Self-Worth Is Based On Her Kids’ Achievements
Chatty Kathy Mom
- World’s Strictest Mom
- Kid’s Always Learning 24/7
- Cannot Get Less Than “A”S In Every Class
- Her Self-Worth Is Based On Her Kids’ Achievements
Cell Phone Mom
- Always On Her Cell Phone
- Facebooking Everything
- Checks Email Every 5 Minutes
- Talks On Cell Phone Constantly
